"SEXY LADIES"

Why do so many ladies put on the revealing clothes they wear today? On a real, sometimes I can't believe my eyes when I see what some women have on, especially to church. And it's pretty ironic how naive some of them are to think they'll actually attract good guys by dressing almost half-naked. I've pondered on this and here are my thoughts:

When I see a girl indecently dressed, the first thing that comes to mind is this: "I bet this girl has low self-esteem." I think this because I believe a girl who is fully confident in herself and her personality will not feel the yearn to go to the point of revealing certain parts of her body to every Tom, Dick, and Harry. I mean, where's the class in that? She probably feels she doesn't have what it takes to attract attention, especially from the guys, so she sees being indecently dressed as an effective last resort. This explains why a girl will take her time to wear make up and "dress to kill," but when you get to talk to her, you find out she's empty upstairs - zero substance. Additionally, this urge to dress explicitly also explains why a girl will put on certain revealing clothes and still struggle to use her hands to cover the exposed parts of her body because she actually isn't comfortable. It's almost like she has been compelled to dress that way - wait, what? Well, it's rather pitiful she doesn't know that since she's using her body to attract guys, they're only going to be attracted to her body; not her mind nor her personality, because she didn't use her inner beauty to attract them.

On the other hand, some girls insist they dress indecently as evidence of self-confidence. They say that's the only way they feel comfortable - wow! What a twist. Also, they insist we're no longer living in the Stone Age and thus, they've evolved. Okay then, you say you're evolved, you're liberated and free; therefore, you want to dress sexy as a show of that liberty. But somehow in your small-mindedness, you're looking for a good responsible man. You naively, or rather, conveniently neglect the fact that you'll only attract what you look like. Haven't you heard the saying, "Dress the way you want to be addressed?" You want to dress sexy because somehow, dressing that way is your default setting, fine. But buy a buttload of contraceptives to match those sexy dresses whenever you go shopping because - to reiterate - you're only going to attract guys who just want to have sex, because somehow, having sex is their own default setting. And when they 'hit and run,' please don't go online to congest our Timelines with the already old "all men are the same" cliché mantra.

If you want a decent guy, morally upright, from a reputable background, then please dress like it. But if you insist on showing us how curvy and water-logged your assets are, then I think it's only fair we also show you how straight and hard our one asset can be when challenged - in the spirit of equality of course, as we're no longer living in the Stone Age. Thank you, sexy ladies. *walks away, dancing to Sexy Ladies by Timaya*